The founders of BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc. (Hobart420, Whispers & Still Looking) are launching their first two products.

This was an interesting suggestion......

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Subtle but has potential to bring the crazy out of some.....

Oh, I've got the perfect BSC product suggestion--




Notice the shape of the remote control? Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

You opened the door to bat
shit crazy and now
you got it.
We won't buy your
products.
Watch this
Crazy Trick shit. IJS
Bring in unisex products
Or the competition will be
be stiff. Funny. Originally Posted by siberia

We have been working on BAT SHIT CRAZY line of covers. Sadly the samples came in and those boys in China just don't get it. When I told them... "A Blue Dick about 11" long"....

The order department is losing their minds boss I thinck we need to get more help...

Is this another China import POS

send the specs and the sample to me in STUPID PRODUCTS Dept and we will see what we can do with it. Originally Posted by RandB fan

Okay, here's a video demonstration for everyone ---

LOL, I think you found MY buttons ....

the first one is about how long I last, the 2nd one is much better and a little longer too

Okay, here's a video demonstration for everyone ---


Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

We have reviewed your product offering and they like it, kind of that it. WE will be making some improvement requests before being able to consider it. You will need to add one of these, once you have done so please send prototype to RandB Fan, Stupid Product Improvement Director at BSC Products, Inc.




We know a yodeling,. hopping, pair of leather Breeches with straps turn the BSC gals on (I do mean WET) but the product has to have other features other than an illusion of what's under the drop flap of this popular German summer attire or a wiener remote to become one of our products. I know that BSC products are shallow ( Ya think but in able to gain market shares our products have to offer something other than the illusion of what is behind the.. something that is unique, unexpected!

Oh Fuck it!!

Even if I were able to enhance it, it would not increase sales. It would still sell at the same rate without a brain, maybe brisker! Our loyal customers, the truely BSC ones, believe we are stupid Johns who are always thinking with our little heads. The optional remote "control" feature should satisfy most of our customers. A few devote BSC customers will ask if we could maybe install a Hitachi stick controller inside the remote. Who knows, maybe it would actually sell more than our minimum build number. Still i doubt it will be profitable yet we may decide to TOFTT!

As sorry as I am, to admit there are no improvements to be made so we will submit the products to our "Stupid STUFF Goes Here" dept, for further review.
It meets the BSC pledge. It sells a illusion and we feel that most of all the Hooger's will order one with the optional remote so satisfy the false sense of control that they feel they so badly require. Even our customers outside the hobby often have this desire when buying a product.
I think it We need a name But "Fun2cum" might just work. (Marketing, Get on it!!!) It should become a legendary, yet under rated, low volume seller not unlike the the talking vibrator.



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So this is to let you know we are one of those companies that buy high, sell low and hope for the volume We may be BatShit Crazy Products Inc but we don't live up to the inference.

BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc.

"We Don't Just Want To Fuck You, (really hard) We Want To Help (really sorta)"

LOL, I think you found MY buttons ....

the first one is about how long I last, the 2nd one is much better and a little longer too Originally Posted by fun2come

At first a non believer and now another happy BAT SHIT CRAZY customer!

You opened the door to bat
shit crazy and now
you got it.
We won't buy your
products.
Watch this
Crazy Trick shit. IJS
Bring in unisex products
Or the competition will be
be stiff. Funny. Originally Posted by siberia

Greek would feel like FIA to the girls.

Meet our part time sales manager. Whisper made him an offer he couldn't refuse!

"I won't upcharge for Greek if dudes can fit into those finger condoms."

"I won't upcharge for Greek if dudes can fit into those finger condoms." Originally Posted by Kelly Monroe

"I won't upcharge for Greek if dudes can fit into those finger condoms." Originally Posted by Kelly Monroe

Now you tell me...

"I won't upcharge for Greek if dudes can fit into those finger condoms." Originally Posted by Kelly Monroe

I'll bring the ice cubes... but once in all bets are off

Funny, oh shit.