The Perfect Ad

Anything is fine as long as it shows that they proofread it, fixed the spelling errorrs with the FREE SPELLCHECK that's right in front of them. At least it shows they made and error and might have TCB abilities. Originally Posted by ZanneMaster

Now that is FUNny. Aren't you glad this ain't an AD?

AND, yes, I agree with you!

Ms. Rossi...It's not really an Ad just something I send to a regular Sweet lady

I don't care what you wear
For you will soon be bare

I'm way to old to please
But you'r too fun to tease

The toys I bring are not real
I like using them to make you squeal

Be sure there will be no pain
Making you squirm is my gain


(We both had a fun couple of hrs)
DG4

Hi Eccie ladies , I'm NEW to Eccie , but not the hobby . I'm a 5'6" 150 lb Brn haired Blu eyed Super Sexy Spinner . I'm in Austin most weekends and available for fun . Incall appts at a clean , safe , 3 star hotel , centrally located . Available for outcall 40.00 + I have a very extensive menu , practically nothing I won't do ! I have exceptional skills , large penis , and smooth warm very wet tongue for Daty .
Yes I am CIM !!!!!!! I'm very discreet , it'll be our little secret , your SO need not know of our fun adventures together . My lips are sealed , except when delivering a ground shaking , earth shattering BFE session of your dreams ! I'm well reviewed just search coed for rockerrick and read all my praises . Our sessions will be relaxed , lots of fun , and sexy as hell ! I'm not a clock watcher , and always leave you with a smile on your face . And lots of juice on mine ! I'm loveable , cute , and sooooo eager to please , just call or text or send a PM ! You won't be disappointed !

Hmmmm.....I think Rick may have topped as all here. BTW, who is that provider you are with?

It's not often that I am "write"less, but as the SuperBowl just got interesting again, I will pass .... 4th quarter and I keep wondering why it is called Football....

Good one RR.

Hmmmm.....I think Rick may have topped as all here. Originally Posted by cinnamonshark

Where do I vote for me?

Hmmm , ever get the feeling you've been ThreADed ?

Ladies don't let this baby face fool you. If you’re looking for a man that could really give a shit if you cum or not.... I'm your guy! DATY... KISSING... are you kidding me? MSOG....we better be playing soccer. You want me to slap what? Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. Greek... I'm no travel agent! I'll "Slamdango your ass, ride you hard and put you away wet! If that sounds good to you then lets text back and forth for hours till you change your mind. And FYI: I never know where in the hell I'm at so this might take a while. Also I'm high volume and you'll need to expect to circle around the hotel texting with air traffic control till I get the ass out of the room, who is before you! I'm only doing this to get through Man Whore School... so gratuities are greatly appreciated! Oh and bring me some smokes, condoms and two energy drinks!

Next!

Next! Originally Posted by Kitty D'Luxe

LOL, she has my vote!

Still Looking high volume ? No way ! That revolving door is spinning off the fucking hinges !

Okay, boy's.... in all seriousness... Can someone fair and unbiased put up a poll for the best ad?
I wasn't just messing around only seeking some entertainment. I thought giving a session for charity would be a nice thing to do. Safeplace is my favorite charity and doing something like this just seemed fun to me at the time! I just hope whoever wins is respectful, hygienic and actually likes me

Cheers,

Scarlett

Told you I would post if you determine which are ads and list the post . Asking which one's best has no bias . It's determining which are ads , and I wouldn't want to leave one out . Cutting and pasting is easy ! And my browser does all of the text and pics .

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Okay, boy's.... in all seriousness... Can someone fair and unbiased put up a poll for the best ad?
I wasn't just messing around only seeking some entertainment. I thought giving a session for charity would be a nice thing to do. Safeplace is my favorite charity and doing something like this just seemed fun to me at the time! I just hope whoever wins is respectful, hygienic and actually likes me

Cheers,

Scarlett
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This actually happened to me in the late 90's. I was walking into a gas station in a fairly ghetto area back in Alabama when a woman in a beat-up Oldsmobile called out to me, and said "Hey, she'll suck yo dick fo 5 dollars."

The woman speaking looked like she was in her late 20's and had a baby in her lap. The woman she was talking about was in the passenegers seat and looked to be somewhere in her 20's. She looked right at me, licked her lips, and said, "Only 5 dollars baby."

I said, "No thank you," and just kept walking. They were gone when I out, and the whole exchange made me kind of sad, but now that I think about it that was a great ad. It was short, simple, direct to the point, she displayed exactly what she was offering, and included the price in the ad. So, in the spirit of her ad. here's mine:


I'll eat yo pussy fo $5!

I saw this on my phone and rushed to my laptop to say "WINNER" but then i saw the picture and am now rescinding the comment.

Guys... photos count. However, if this was a LADY... well one might see the benefit to that certain... um... trait?

I have a big clit, but even I don't need that shit.

Nice try, E for Effort.