Married or engaged providers ruin my fantasy(so do one's with boyfriends)

Unless the provider is parading her SO out in the open to her clients, none of you would ever know if she was in a relationship or not

@Danielle I have a sixth sense for that actually

Let's put it to the test.

I know a few providers and their situations.

Am I married?

@Danielle no your not married.........only way to be sure is going balls deep in you.......but thats the old me.

Sorry, I don't open my legs to black guys with spelling and simple grammar problems. Your money is no good to me

Providers have real lives beyond the hobby. Just remember this is a business unless your getting serious with a provider (another thread all together) why not just enjoy your time.

Lol i was just thinking that people shouldn't take this nonsense seriously, and i can bet that he will have some smart ass/rhetoric comment to say after i post this or after anyone's two cents. We should all get a dollar for every smart ass, rhetoric,irrelevant comment he responds with.

To those who did not believe my previous post: do you really need more evidence than these? Every Portuguese is an expert on the play calling strategies of the NFL. Of course. No, had you gone into a reference about Eusebio being a better soccer player than Pele, well that might have fit your Portuguese alter ego a bit better. And what happened to your bad English? You sure improved your colloquialisms in just a few minutes.

Well done, chameleon. Bravo. Originally Posted by Old-T

Shoot…I would wear a ring from now on to avoid this riff raff! Seriously!!

@Danielle hmmm no AA.Idk you proboly would have ended up like my Amber review.

@rabbit why not try at least.i promise in three years we'll be a power couple

@Samantha looking at your showcase that's your best bet.woof woof woof

... i still have my morals Originally Posted by kusmaldo

Indeed. I have little doubt that your most recent quixotic tilting is borne from noble intention. You are defenseless to your higher impulses — it flows from your very blood.

Maybe you would sway the sentiments of this thread audience if you shared a story or two of your jet-setting ways, or even a single simple tale of your soccer prowess. Plus, Max will be along soon and she'll surely have many questions about what you've been up to.

@Samantha looking at your showcase that's your best bet.woof woof woof Originally Posted by kusmaldo

I wish I had read this post before praising your character. This is just a shameful comment for a gentleman to make.

Kus, apologize to the lady, and make it heart-felt.

@Johnny yes another outing by yours truly.I missed you man,how you been? I got a good shot with this provider.Ill let you know Saturday how our date goes.

@Johnny why she started it?