Hookers complaining about how SLOW business has become

Talk all the shit you want about how bad hobbiest are and if that's the way you feel then just remember your the one desperate enough to sleep with someone for "the water bill" so what does that say about you?

As for Tracy well she couldn't get her water bill paid when she begged to get business recently so she had to get a job because evidently by this description you gave there's not even enough fat stinky nerds that are desperate enough to have sex with her.

Whoever fucking wrote this, I owe you dinner. LMFAO way to nail it on the head.

Yes Tracy your last activity was the same exact minute that post #71 was posted. Interesting don't you think? LOL You go girl!

First off, I picked up a car that I was buying because I don't have gullible tattooed on my forehead. I am supposed to believe that an unknown non-client since I've never seen you, was in route with a Mercedes Benz to drop off for me, for...... ????? It was a very classy move on my part, next time you want to gift a chic a car, you probably should call her up ahead of time rather than making a decision on your own to drive down to "surprise" someone you've never met.

Let's see... as I remember it "you" posted you needed one last appointment $200 to go pick up your car. I agreed to help you out. I left and text you (You don't talk on the phone!) twice in route. 15 minutes before I arrived you text me that you were able to go secure your car without the appointment with me.

WOW!? Whispers has an entire thread devoted to a provider he feels is NOT careful about divulging private information..... exactly where have I EVER posted anything about a Mercedes Benz? Geeez Tracy seems as thou you just posted about a very private matter here in a very public forum?

Let's assume for the moment the CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG or as they say here in San Antonio... "you can't shove the horse shit back up the horses ass"... I believe you were told and texted. Sadly it took you TWO HOURS to respond. After said hobbyist went back to Round Rock. Even a picture of the car was sent to you in case you didn't believe it! The godfather himself (Whispers) was aware of this very crazy event. Then you still had the nerve to ask if the offer was still good the following day. And of course it was NOT.


The rest, well. This person already said EVERYTHING.

Yeah Right The "other Person".

And my face is absolutely gorgeous. So you lost out on that. Originally Posted by Tracy Aine

You very well might have a pretty face Tracy but your right I'll NEVER know. But hey sometimes I travel with my dog and I'll drive through a Mc Donalds every now and then to treat her to a couple of hamburger patties so you never know I may run into you after all. Time will tell.

Tracy the order with those shity speakers will sound like this: Three Hamburgers you crazy fucking whore! But in fact the order will be.. Three Hamburgers, lazy dog will eat them off the floor. So keep your cool Tracy and remember to Super Size when asked.

How will I know which one of the many McDonalds you work? I bet I'll be able to figure it out!

I remember one of you two knuckleheads posting some nonsense about giving her a Mercedes-Benz....

...fatty!

Hahahaha!

"Feel free to mix in a Listerine Slurpee". TFF!


Sorry, that shit was funny...well, that's the image that ran through my mind, anyway.

*chuckles*


At least she didn't call you creepy.
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I remember one of you two knuckleheads posting some nonsense about giving her a Mercedes-Benz....

...fatty!

Hahahaha!

"Feel free to mix in a Listerine Slurpee". TFF!


Sorry, that shit was funny...well, that's the image that ran through my mind, anyway.

*chuckles*


At least she didn't call you creepy.
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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Figured you wander by...wasn't me was it SKF? Never mentioned it once... EVER! You can try and put a WK spin on this all you want but it was Tracy that openly discussed it with another board member. If they choose to come forward that's up to them. Now she's instructing someone on how to do something nice! I guess she needs all the help she can get.

And all of this is on topic! TCB skills that suck the big hairy wet one! Cancels after a hobbyist drives an hour and a half to help her with one last session so she can secure a car and cancels. Hell ask her to post yet ANOTHER retirement thread. Good luck staying on your horse with this one SKF!


Retirement ThreADS To Date:

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1058134&highl ight=

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1050408&highl ight=

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=880418&highli ght=

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=813535&highli ght=

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=808215&highli ght=

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=792373&highli ght=

No white knight here. I was just pointing something out.

I believe it was whispers who brought up the Mercedes, if not you. It was one of you two knuckleheads.

And eaaaaasy there bulldog.

You're mighty sensitive about this little matter now aren't you, punchy?

Just yanking your chain. No need to get all puffy over the deal, geez....

You ought to be glad I didn't mention your secret to baggin' babes...

Yeah, you know that sneaky little trick your grandpappy told you about...




Keep getting all puffy and I post it.

Ain't skurrrrrd!




***edited for correction.**

I stand corrected. It wasn't one of you two knuckleheads, it was Miss Francisca who mentioned the Mercedes-Benz. My bad.


...tubby. Heh!

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No white knight here. I was just pointing something out.

I believe it was whispers who brought up the Mercedes, if not you. It was one of you two knuckleheads.

And eaaaaasy there bulldog.

You're mighty sensitive about this little matter now aren't you, punchy?

Just yanking your chain. No need to get all puffy over the deal, geez....

You ought to be glad I didn't mention your secret to baggin' babes...

Yeah, you know that sneaky little trick your grandpappy told you about...

Keep getting all puffy and I post it.

Ain't skurrrrrd!




***edited for correction.**

I stand corrected. It wasn't one of you two knuckleheads, it was Miss Francisca who mentioned the Mercedes-Benz. My bad.


...tubby. Heh!

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

And you would be correct. But it was NEVER mentioned by little old twinkie / ding dong eating fat ass with little dick syndrome... ME! Imagine.... that a "CHEAP" hobbyist could drive all the way to SA to bring a young lady a late model MB? Not for free mind you... she was going to have to endure an hour session with both myself and The Godfather! But she canceled...

Secret to baggin chicks....Be a gentleman, be on time, bring gifts, bring cash and ALWAYS be grateful that this wonderful young lady was willing to spend time with (my) ugly ass!

Damn, you guys play rough...an entire hour with you two knuckleheads?

It had better have been at least an E-class to have to endure an entire hour.

Had it have been a C-class, I don't know if there are too many gals who'll go for that...lmao!

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Damn, you guys play rough...an entire hour with you two knuckleheads?

It had better have been at least an E-class to have to endure an entire hour.

Had it have been a C-class, I don't know if there are too many gals who'll go for that...lmao!

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

E430 We wanted full service!

It might be a duck. It might also be a simpleton who likes to quack his beak off and ruffle feathers to anyone who'll listen.

Let's start from the beginning shall we?

This "list" of rules that will help increase a hooker's business is nothing more than an outcry for attention and to call out Miss Aine for cancelling on you.

I am a RETIRED provider that still gets on this board every now and then to snoop around when my fellow ex bfs whom I still speak with tell me about the "entertainment" going on here. Sparks my curiosity.

Here we go.

1.) Still looking, (SL) (Stupid Lardo) whatever you want to call yourself, YOU have hardly ANY business posting shit about providers and their hygiene, their "intelligence level", their rates, their ways they attend to THEIR business. YOU YOURSELF are a shitty business man. I KNOW this.

2.) Hygiene. Last time I recall, your balls were not springtime fresh. Your little dick was only spotted after picking up your humongous stomach rolls that quite honestly would make any woman wanna throw up. We just have to remind ourselves "he's just a water bill."

3.) If you WANT to drive to SA to see the providers there, that's all on you. NOBODY fuckn forces you to get in your shitty car and drive 2 hours while eating your ding dongs and twinkies to keep your fat ass from passing out.

4.) Speaking of fat. You have all these criteria for what you call a BBW or a Spinner ect. Have you seen yourself? Probably not as they do not make panoramic mirrors that I know of. Bitch, your stomach enters a room 5 mins before the rest of your body does.

5.) Listerine. Use it. Please.

6.) All you followers that bow down to this lard ass obviously don't know him. He's a typical nerd with no social skills beyond the keyboard. You all that make him look like he's hilarious and awesome and the man because he puts down the very hookers he can't have. If thats who you all want to put on a pedestal, go for it. Just make sure the pedestal is made out of steel, or you might die in a freak squishing accident.

7.) SL is cheap, as is this loser who talks so proudly about getting all this ass for 160 or whatever. Pendejo. You're paying for shit because that's all you are. Get off the board if you can't afford it cheap tricks.

I really don't want to get in a situation where the outcome would be undesirable, so I just went ahead and expressed my opinion ANYWAY. Just like you fatsos can express yours.

It's really fucking funny that most of you especially yeast infections like SL, XPECT SO much from us all because you spend a couple bucks on getting some ass because you can't get any from your SO or you just have to comfort your egos by talking mad shit about the very ladies who do the whole fucking world a favor and take care of your nasty asses so you can have somewhat a semi interesting life and not think about the pathetic existance you call life everyday.

To end this rant of mine, I'd like to say that SL, you are no longer funny. You have NEVER been attractive nor has anything besides your wallet been of interest to any of the ladies here or anywhere for that matter. The GUYS on this board may like or even love you (suck a dick why dont ya) but it's probably because in the RW, you are nothing but an obese loser who has short dick issues and dislike women that don't comply with your rules.

You have some nerve setting standards. Hahaha. You, setting standards. So I'm done here. My fingers hurt from typing this rant but at least they fit on my keyboard you tub of manteca.


I'd say watch your words next time and think before you speak but you'd probably eat that too.

From the garden of the fucks I do not give,

L.J.S Originally Posted by justabitch29

That's it? Come on Bitch you can do better than this.(How often do you get to say that? LMFAO)The thing that REALLY stands out is that "you" realize some hobbyists have RULES! How dare they have rules.... right?

E430 We wanted full service!
Originally Posted by Still Looking

An E-430? I thought you said, "late model"?

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I assure you my job isn't minimum wage. I'm actually college edumacated

And sir, you took it upon yourself to start driving yourself down here BEFORE even speaking with me. Again, I don't have stupid or gullible written across my head. If that was a legitimate offer, you would have set up something before, not just hop in and start driving dummy. That was all your bad.

I pay over four grand in bills. This was never my only hustle, and I haven't seen anyone in a week. Your little "shots" are like bb pellets to an elephant. You really need to get over your little "so and so won't see me, wah!" cry baby attitude.

Have fun with your piss poor attitude. I'm sure it will get you far. As for me, I wake up every morning happy, healthy and blessed. And my real life is amazing.

Someone gave a Benz to a hooker??



I won't even lend my car to my sister

It's not too uncommon. I got hooked up with a 2013 Challenger.

We made an agreement. Once a month session, for the next 12 months. Lowest car payment I've ever had. && the beauty runs like Neuro down a strippers ass crack....smooth

Being a hooker, if you will, has it's benefits in short term scenerios. As for Tracy, you got yourself a WK in diamond armor sticking up for you girl. Dang. lol!!! But yea, the Benz seems a bit up there but I'm sure there was to be an agreement as there is with any high end gift exchange.

XoXo

I gave a Mercedes to a hooker once....a nice one too. I didn't know that I had...Last thing I remember was making that O-noise...

..then waking up in a strange place...at least it was a nice place...and when the fog started to lift from my still drunken slumber...it was a rather familiar place...and then it all started coming back to me...my phone was dead...charger was in the car...put on last nights clothes and dragged my drunk ass out to where I remember parking my car...Hmmm? No car? that's odd.....Tried calling for it...whistling for it.. "come here boy!"...no car...then I remembered...no hooker...

.....hooker rode with me to hotel after an evening of heavy drincking..

....no hooker+no car=sads...

...started to walk back into the air conditioned hotel...spirits lifted, spotted car....confused because car used to sit level...walk up to car which was parked in the most unfamiliar parking spaceS...I'm anal about keeping my vehicle within the parking stripes.

....even more confused because I have never in my life taken my, at the time, one year-old E-63, off-roading...and I would have damned sure remembered running through a curb or whatever it was that collected the left front suspension..

..but it was a hella fun night, though. She and I still laugh about that night to this day. It wasn't so funny dropping a $6400 check off at MB of Boerne, to make Humpty Dumpty all better again, though.

But yeah, I gave a hooker a Mercedes once...like I said...I just wasn't aware that I had. Heh!

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An E-430? I thought you said, "late model"?

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Late 90's Actually it was an 2002 with 58,000 miles on it. Perfect condition. It was a back up car. I sent a picture of it to her but she didn't get it as she uses google voice and can't receive pictures. Now I also remember the year make and color of the car she bought. I also remember her asking if I had the title to the car. That was pretty funny! LOL If I conducted myself like Ms Blabber Mouth and posted that here, would that be OK SKF? And of course you know I don't make up fake accounts and trash talk like some low life, red neck, inbreed, boggar eating dip shit. I just try to do the best I can and stay within the guidelines while eating my ding dongs and twinkies.