ever feel like this...

I'm not sweet well maybe sweet-n-sour

I'm not sweet well maybe sweet-n-sour Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

omg you just upgraded yourself..sweetnsour is more loved than just sweet..damn man..you cant say anything to chnge it!!hahahhahaha

% of the love of the two back it up!!
your favored!!!

OMG, we need a translator! These 2 have their own language LOL

its skills ( a gift) you acquire when you think outside the box

PM perryay he is my official translator

nap time. Need to watch jonballs chase a stick with tits tonight. If some one shows I got the coffee

pm me for my translations..anyone else will just guess or muck it up....
no offense to osd's translator..cuz he's sweet and i luv the man!!

pm me for my translations..anyone else will just guess or muck it up....
no offense to osd's translator..cuz he's sweet and i luv the man!! Originally Posted by anita germane

Thanks Nita - but you have bragging rights tonight, the Lightning handled the Sabres pretty well. We'll see what happens Tuesday!

errrrrr she won again. But that's ok

i chalk it up to their skills and of course the jersey support..

OSD,
She must have been wearing that jersey again.
Tampa Bay 4
Buffalo 3

yes..i been wearing that jersey for 8 days straight now..man..they are really doin it up!!Im soo proud

hahahhahahah nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Francois L'Ollonais

After being inundated with centuries of Captain Kidd-style, eyepatch-wearing swashbucklers shivering their timbers in diabolical Tim Curry-style British accents while burning landlubbers on the deck of Spanish galleons, most folks probably wouldn't think the cruelest, most despised, and most horrifically-brutal buccaneer cutthroat in the history of badass pirate shit would be some random French dude named Jean-David.

Well, my friends, this is a statuary representation of a dude named Francois L'Ollonais – and even though he's sporting a stylish/foppish hat, has long, flowing curly locks, and kind of looks like a Musketeer (the historical Musketeers, not the version sailing around on airships in the new film, which, as far as I can tell from the previews, seems to have more in common with the candy bar than the Dumas novel) this cutlass-toting psychotic madman from a dimension one step worse than Hell was such an unbelievably brutal badass that his mere presence on the high seas literally caused many Spanish galleon troops to leap overboard to their deaths rather than risk falling into his nefarious clutches:

The man who would one day be feared and reviled as "The Flail of Spain," (because when Spaniards saw him they started screaming and flailing their arms around wildly like they were being electrocuted) Francois L'Ollonais was born with the name Jean-David Nau, sometime around the year 1635. He's from a town called Les Sables d'Olonne, which is located on the Western coast of France, not far from where fellow badass Richard the Lionheart grew up. But while Le Coer d'Lion spent his teenage years cutting people in half with a broadsword and then beating their family members to death with the lifeless torso of their former kinsman, Jean-David Nau grew up as a penniless pauper and was sold into slavery and/or indentured servitude at the age of fifteen. He was brought to the Spanish-controlled island of Hispaniola in the Caribbean (the present-day Dominican Republic), and spent the next ten years of his life in exceedingly harsh conditions, working back-breaking, fuck-my-life menial labor in the blazing heat and stifling humidity of the tropical summer and then getting the ever-loving shit beaten out of him by his masters any time he complained about it or failed to produce whatever his arbitrary quota was for that day.

read on:
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/lollonais.html

Blackbeard

Blackbeard was the most notorious and feared pirate in the history of piracy and his reign of terror throughout the colonies and the Caribbean is the stuff of legend. Standing well over six feet tall and built like a damned tree, Blackbeard was a fierce and determined pirate that was more than capable of beating the living shit out of anyone that pissed him off and pretty much anyone else who was stupid enough to get in his way.

Little is known about Blackbeard's past. It is believed that his real name was Edward Teach and that he was born in Bristol, England around 1680, but most of that is merely speculation. What is known about him is that he got his start serving as a British privateer under the command of the pirate Benjamin Hornigold, battling the French in Queen Anne's War (also known as the War of Spanish Succession). During this time he made a reputation for himself as being super awesome. While scouring the Caribbean waters looking for asses to kick, Hornigold's ships came upon a 300-ton French slave ship, Le Concorde. Being the awesome pirates that they were, Hornigold's crew stormed the ship and after a brief battle managed to take control of it. Hornigold was totally pumped about taking command of such a huge ship but thought that it was probably in his best interest to take advantage of the pirate amnesty that European countries were now offering so he wouldn't get hanged from the neck like a chump, and he retired from piracy and left Le Concorde under the command of Blackbeard, who was of course the biggest badass in his crew.

Blackbeard decided that the 300-ton ship was not as totally X-treme as it could be, so he outfitted it with forty cannon and recruited a crew of three hundred badass toothless, hook-handed, peg-legged, face-punching pirates to run it and renamed it Queen Anne's Revenge, which was a way more awesome name than Le Concorde. Eventually Blackbeard managed to add three more shallow-bottomed sloop ships to his fleet and he was ready to sail the seas and cut some throats.

Blackbeard and his crew earned notoriety by plundering any vessels that they came across while sailing the seas of the Caribbean. If he raised his jolly roger and the other ship had the good sense to surrender without a fight, Blackbeard would just sack the ship and let everyone go free. However, if they were dumb enough to fire a broadside at him Blackbeard would raid the ship, loot it, sink it and kill everyone on board. In 1717 he became famous among pirate circles for defeating the British 30 gun Man-o-war H.M.S. Scarborough in a naval duel, sinking the H.M.S. Great Allen and capturing the British vessel Adventure to serve in his pirate fleet.

Blackbeard's badassitude extended far beyond his just his pirate profession. As I mentioned before, he was freaking huge, plus he had a hugeass black beard that he took his pirate name from. Whenever he would go into battle he would place slow-burning hemp ropes under his hat and woven into his beard and would light the ends on fire so that he looked like an insano-bot madman whose head was on fire. He was heavily armed, carrying six fully-loaded pistols on three bandoliers across his chest, several knives at various locations and his huge-ass cutlass which was enough to bust heads on its own. Basically, he ruled.

read on...
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/blackbeard.html


relating to pirates...(thank you Tiger for sending me link)

Cuz everyone know's Blackbeard was pretty BadAss as well!!

Archaeologists lifted a 300-year-old cannon from the pirate Blackbeard's ship off the coast of North Carolina today.

The eight-foot-long cannon was covered in sand and ocean debris called "concretion," which will take archaeologists and students at East Carolina University as many as eight years to crack through before getting to the metal cannon, according to Jennifer Woodward, secretary of the North Carolina Department of Cultural Resources, which oversees the project.

watch on:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/blackbeards...ry?id=14818314