What gets under your skin a little?

What a great thread--I am LMAO! My #1 pet peeve would be the sad "selfies" taken in (dirty) bathroom mirrors of cheap motels. The duck lips just add insult to injury there...
...and besides, Texasguy, some of us "old whores" are still pretty f&*$ing hot!
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...and besides, Texasguy, some of us "old whores" are still pretty f&*$ing hot! Originally Posted by New Orleans Natalie

lol Ditto
{I may be 51 but my ass is 30!}.......and I am NOT premuim price but offer PREMUIM service!!!
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...and besides, Texasguy, some of us "old whores" are still pretty f&*$ing hot! Originally Posted by New Orleans Natalie
lol Ditto
{I may be 51 but my ass is 30!}.......and I am NOT premuim price but offer PREMUIM service!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
+1 @Natalaie
+1000 @ Dallas!! I'll kiss it all day!!
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lol Ditto
{I may be 51 but my ass is 30!}.......and I am NOT premuim price but offer PREMUIM service!!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
You got that right Dallas! I seen for myself the other nite. Teehee spankable!
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Pop ups and white knights.
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Awww thanks skny you rock!
And Kik wow you are so sexy!


sorry..now back to topic
I hate when a provider takes a year to return a reference requests...happens more than you think!

I also get irritated when a guy slaps my titties...wtf,they are sensative dude (lol)...you can pull my hair and spank my ass though(thats a turn on)


Now for likes...i luv guys who come prepared to play with open minds and a gentlemans attitude
Spitting on my coo coo...or salivating on your hand to wipe it on my coo coo ... umm all I'm going to do when you leave is douse my JJ with peroxide...

Luckily this happens rarely. Just eat it! Or ask for lube! Or ask for a lengthier/fruitful affair to have foreplay with me to get the juices flowing...
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Lame threADs/thinly veiled ads in COED (I am not referring to this one). +100 on the stupid duck-lips.
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Maybe this has been said already, but quite a few of us reviewertards that do the disclaimer, "aw this is a dream, fantasy, fictional" bullshit at the beginning or end of a review. Fuck you guys, it's annoying. No disrespect of course. Cheers!
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Maybe this has been said already, but quite a few of us reviewertards that do the disclaimer, "aw this is a dream, fantasy, fictional" bullshit at the beginning or end of a review. Fuck you guys, it's annoying. No disrespect of course. Cheers! Originally Posted by ramblinman69
and if it WAS a dream, I hope it was a nice wet sloppy fun one!
Scorned, hateful drunken bitches behind a keyboard LOL
You mean like "Sunny Taylor"?
Do you think you can just pretend to have rainbows shooting out of your ass and everyone will forget that you hate this industry and actually "outed" at least two hobbyists and threatened several others?
Apparently you moved and have a new computer but those of us that have been around know the real Chella.
Dallas, that is about the best as shot I've seen!
oh wow, somebody feelings hurt? That was a general statement that I made, but hey if the shoe fits...