What's your favorite line?

I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Johnny Carson

...its where all those muchachas they call me big papa, when I throw pesos their way....
-Toes in the Sand (Zac Brown Band)

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash (Army of Darkness)

...and the fact that you have "replica" written along the side of your guns. And the fact that I have "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine....
-Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)

...now your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I turn your head into a canoe...
-Wyatt Earp (Tombstone)

Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position

“Take me to bed or loose me forever.” – Top Gun

“Zed’s dead baby; Zed’s dead” – Pulp Fiction

“Are you the assassin?” – Apocalypse Now

“I’ll make you famous” - Young Guns

“But of course you are darling.” – The Rock

“Get bent tax man.” – Stranger than Fiction

“You’ve lost your LA privileges.” - Pulp Fiction

“A person is smart; people are stupid.” – Men in Black

Every man dies, not every man really lives.
William Wallace, Braveheart

Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!
King Leonidas, 300

After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.
Verbal/Keyser Sose, The Usual Suspects

YEEEHAAAW...Jesters dead!
Goose, Top Gun

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.---Pulp Fiction

"I don't believe a word you say but will defend to the death your right to be an idiot."
or words to that effect---------------
Voltair

The Naked Gun: "Oh yeah! Well I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!" Puzzled look... "Well I was dating a lot at the time."

North by Northwest Cary Grant to Eva Marie Saint: "Is that what you do? Lure unsuspecting men to their doom!" (Everything Grant ever said was quotable!)

You pick it, I stick it.
Flea, Son in Law

Tank: I tried like a motherfucker to follow you in. But this door does like a lock thing when you are inside. Anyway here is what I'm thinking, we start with a blow job. I turn what most girls think is a chore into a training session.

Tank: How was I suppose to know it was your sister? How was I suppose to know? It was dark, I was drunk and I thought it was you. Oh she's pregnant,too? You tell your sister, I will make a donation to planned parenthood in her honor.

Tank: Look at you all white and thin. I bet if I laid you on this bar she could snort you.

Ami: Pretend it is a year aboard. Instead of going to Europe. You are just going to bang a shitload of dudes.

Tank: You are what we call a two bagger. That means I wear a bag on my head, just in case the one on you breaks.

Professor Turner: She fucks like an epileptic at a strobe light convention.

Hilary: You're like the anti-cupid.

Tank: I bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuckberry pie.

Tank: Look at me. You look like Chewbacca and Sasquatch had a baby, and that baby took a shit, and that shit was blinded in a knife fight moments before styling your hair.

Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man. R&J

Ay me! Sad hours seem long. R&J

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

OU still sucks!

Scareface.....First you get the Money. .then you get the girls.

Amber Waves: [having sex, filming a porno] Oh, John. You're a wonderful actor.
Dirk: It's okay to come?
Amber Waves: Are you ready to come?
Dirk: Yeah.
Amber Waves: Come in me.
Dirk: What?
Amber Waves: I'm fixed. I want you to come in me.
Dirk: Okay.