Would I be welcomed???

AND . . staying in a suite at a 5 star hotel ?
I don't see $300 / hr providers where Tom Bodett is leaving the lights on. And did I mention CANADA ? And the ladies who tour to Niagara Falls, ON from Toronto and Montreal ? Yeah, you have a lot more elite competition in this area hun. BUT, . . would love to see ya visit. Originally Posted by rke324

Are you feeling a little combative today, sweetie? Bless your heart. I do greatly appreciate your advice on hookenomics, but keep in mind that I have done very well for 8 years without it.

Tom Bodett, lol. I suppose if I were charging 200, that might be my only option. I'm fine with 3-3.5 stars.

Anyone visiting Buffalo should research Frankie Fine in Canada... a fucking LEGEND... and see what she charged.
AND if EVER there were a LEGEND in these parts... it is Miss Fine.
I believe that she retired in her mid thirties... and has NEVER looked back.
And... while I couldn't be happier for her.... I miss her.....

Anyone visiting Buffalo should research Frankie Fine in Canada... a fucking LEGEND... and see what she charged.
AND if EVER there were a LEGEND in these parts... it is Miss Fine.
I believe that she retired in her mid thirties... and has NEVER looked back.
And... while I couldn't be happier for her.... I miss her..... Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

That would be fine if I lived there. But I'm talking 1100 miles from home. 16 hours on the road, leaving my kids behind with family to make this trip. No way in hell I would go that low

I remember her showcase. Sexy woman, and yes a legend for sure but 160 an hour I will not do or consider.

That would be fine if I lived there. But I'm talking 1100 miles from home. 16 hours on the road, leaving my kids behind with family to make this trip. No way in hell I would go that low Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

then maybe leaves ...yer ol tattooed ass at ...home an keep on fuckin them ...hee haw jimmies

...ps ...make merica great again!

So it's safe to say that possibly running touring specials for 250 hr may be the way to go or maybe 300 hr 400 2 hrs or some other incentives like a p411 discount... Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

I think either of these is a good idea , and I also think you would get decent business at your usual rates in Syracuse since there is little local competition and no Canada nearby. Personally, I have no problem with your rates since I will see a lady I want to see at whatever her rate is within reason. There are not many 4'9" spinners to choose from, so that works for me. However, what I am more curious about is why your rate structure is so bizarre overall?

Here is your rate structure from your Showcase:

300 hr, 600 2 hrs, 1000 6 hrs, 8 hrs 1500, 2000 12 hrs, 2500 15 hr, 2 weeks 5K

It makes no sense to me. Your rate of 300 for the first hour is reasonable for a high end girl. But then no discount for the second hour? Then more strange is that hours 3-6 go for only 100/hour, while hours 7 and 8 are back up to 250/hour. Then hours 9-12 back down to 125/hr and hours 13-15 back up to 167/hr. Then all the hours from 15 hours to 2 weeks only doubles the price and adds about 8 bucks per hour for all those hours. That rate structure is just all over the place. Was that your idea and is there a method to your madness?

I find the most intriguing rate to be your 2 week rate. I bet that you would be great fun for a 2 week vacation at a very reasonable rate. Either that, or we would want to kill each other by the end.

then maybe leaves ...yer ol tattooed ass at ...home an keep on fuckin them ...hee haw jimmies

...ps ...make merica great again! Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Hee jaw jimmies? Hilarious. I suppose when you don't have the intellect to win an argument, you can always resort to rudeness.

I do love your signature line though, Plastic Man. Thanks for demonstrating that illiteracy isn't just a southern issue. Bless your heart.

I think either of these is a good idea , and I also think you would get decent business at your usual rates in Syracuse since there is little local competition and no Canada nearby. Personally, I have no problem with your rates since I will see a lady I want to see at whatever her rate is within reason. There are not many 4'9" spinners to choose from, so that works for me. However, what I am more curious about is why your rate structure is so bizarre overall?

Here is your rate structure from your Showcase:

300 hr, 600 2 hrs, 1000 6 hrs, 8 hrs 1500, 2000 12 hrs, 2500 15 hr, 2 weeks 5K

It makes no sense to me. Your rate of 300 for the first hour is reasonable for a high end girl. But then no discount for the second hour? Then more strange is that hours 3-6 go for only 100/hour, while hours 7 and 8 are back up to 250/hour. Then hours 9-12 back down to 125/hr and hours 13-15 back up to 167/hr. Then all the hours from 15 hours to 2 weeks only doubles the price and adds about 80 bucks per hour for all those hours. That rate structure is just all over the place. Was that your idea and is there a method to your madness?

I find the most intriguing rate to be your 2 week rate. I bet that you would be great fun for a 2 week vacation at a very reasonable rate. Either that, or we would want to kill each other by the end. Originally Posted by Taskmaster

My rates are based on my clients out of state and the time we spend together. It's packages I've put together based on the appointmess they make on a monthly basis.

Hee jaw jimmies? Hilarious. I suppose when you don't have the intellect to win an argument, you can always resort to rudeness.

I do love your signature line though, Plastic Man. Thanks for demonstrating that illiteracy isn't just a southern issue. Bless your heart. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Upset needs a sign stating "Please don't feed the trolls". The rest of us have him on ignore but you wouldn't know that. Every time someone quotes his post we get reminded why we have him on ignore.

XOXO Ginger, if you visit I hope it's profitable and pleasurable.

Upset needs a sign stating "Please don't feed the trolls". The rest of us have him on ignore but you wouldn't know that. Every time someone quotes his post we get reminded why we have him on ignore.

XOXO Ginger, if you visit I hope it's profitable and pleasurable. Originally Posted by Heywood Jablowmenow

Well, that's a relief! Good to hear his nasty attitude isn't the general consensus.

And thank you for your well wishes! I do hope it works out. I have always wanted to visit your area. I've heard it's very beautiful.

Well, that's a relief! Good to hear his nasty attitude isn't the general consensus.

And thank you for your well wishes! I do hope it works out. I have always wanted to visit your area. I've heard it's very beautiful. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

Summer here is just freaking wonderful. I live for summer in WNY. Of course, February would be the best time to visit [/Sarcasm mode]. Nothing is better than walking outside and having an eyelash freeze shut when trying to unstick a frozen car door in 50mph winds at -10F.

This happen just a few short months ago:

There's no way I could handle winter there. Wow.

Summer here is just freaking wonderful. I live for summer in WNY. Of course, February would be the best time to visit [/Sarcasm mode]. Nothing is better than walking outside and having an eyelash freeze shut when trying to unstick a frozen car door in 50mph winds at -10F.

This happen just a few short months ago:
Originally Posted by Heywood Jablowmenow

There's no way I could handle winter there. Wow. Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

On the plus side - not much beats crawling into bed with a woman when it's cold and warming her up.

Mother Fucker!!! Jesus this shit is supposed to be fun. I've wanted to make this trip since 2013!!!! 3 fucking years I have waited on this chance!! I finally get it and you mother fuckers wanna come on my playful and happy thread with your bullshit and ruin it. Wtf!!! Really guys. I mean fuck, I get that the rates are different but they really aren't. I've seen showcases there at 400 an hour, 300 an hour, 250 and 200 an hr and less. I've done my homework, talked to the girls and guys back channel but this bullshit makes me want to say Fuck It and not even come now.

This was more then just a simple tour for me. I'm a single mother of four 24 hours a day 7 days a week unless I go to an out of state appointment or 2 day tour. This was my fucking vacation too!! Don't like the rates, shut the fuck up and get off my thread!! Damn!!!
How's that for Southern Fucking Hospitality!!!

How about this...

IF YOU GET ON THE BOARD AND RUIN MY HAPPY AND PLAYFUL THREAD
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!


Rant Over. I feel better now. Goodnight all.

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

evil always reveals ...itself

On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Poor thing," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk
She hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taken to had been revived
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

She clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake
"I saved you," cried the woman
"And you've bitten me, but why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in
"Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in, tender woman," sighed the snake

Mother Fucker!!! Jesus this shit is supposed to be fun. I've wanted to make this trip since 2013!!!! 3 fucking years I have waited on this chance!! I finally get it and you mother fuckers wanna come on my playful and happy thread with your bullshit and ruin it. Wtf!!!

Originally Posted by Trinity Kane

You have to realize Upset NY often has the mentality of a juvenile detention center. Ignore the complainers. They'd rather see some cheap BP gal who has red flags up to her eyeballs in some crappy incall.