STUPID QUESTIONS us guys ask you...

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?" Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

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I think I have had more ignorant statements than questions from Stage 5 clingers, Bullshitters and Douchbags.

BTW, Jessica: I'm not gonna ask you to marry me - how 'bout I just bang you for an hour or two and then go home?



(Love your showcase pics!!!) Originally Posted by hotindallas

Thanks babe! Oops, maybe we are still not allowed to mention me.

Thanks babe! Oops, maybe we are still not allowed to mention me. Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Jessica we are always allowed to mention beautiful flirtatious ladies. Hell we might even flirt back and send a few suggestive PMs your way. Jess, just be yourself and have fun..... You seem like a lot of fun.

Jessica we are always allowed to mention beautiful flirtatious ladies. Hell we might even flirt back and send a few suggestive PMs your way. Jess, just be yourself and have fun..... You seem like a lot of fun. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Awe thank u! And yes I am

DUMBEST HOBBY QUESTIONS from Clients:


Can I have a discount Just by asking for a discount?

I think it's quite disrespectful to ask for this considering the obvious "career/hobby lifestyle choice" we have made.
Not to mention many offer specials or discounted rates for Regular clientele.
I absolutely can not stand to be asked for a 30 minute session. Not my problem if that's all ya got!
Sorry, I prefer longer sessions.
No where does it say that I have ever offered this.



What's the biggest dick you've had? Big. Trust me. LOL
Why do they even want to know this? lol
Unless it's a turn-on then whatever . . .




How many guys have you been with?
Get The Fuck Outta Here with that lol





Would you see me today, even though this is my FIRST TIME and I have no Provider references? Sorry, but No.

Um yeah, I will make an exception just for you . . .
said no hooker ever!




Would you be my real life Girlfriend outside the hobby?

Made this mistake!
. . . And I will probably do it again like 5 or 6 more times until lesson learned LOL



...and of course, the list goes on....

Originally Posted by ItalianaPrincess

Good ones IP!!!

Awe thank u! And yes I am Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

Jess, I don't want to live in a world where men can't talk about and flirt with hot women. F that.

Oh and you can most definitely share a beer with me anytime. That emoticon was an offer right? Just please let it be at a place with lots of good beer on tap, and not the usual domestic swill.

Jess, I don't want to live in a world where men can't talk about and flirt with hot women. F that.

Oh and you can most definitely share a beer with me anytime. That emoticon was an offer right? Just please let it be at a place with lots of good beer on tap, and not the usual domestic swill. Originally Posted by pfmtony

Awesome!! Tap it is.

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YOU: "No. I thought it would be great to add. 'Honey' is my real name!" Originally Posted by Bush Pilot;1053972635
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Yes, I should have!

If you can live up to that I will beg. But if you can do all that, you can find a much better looking, richer man than I. Originally Posted by pfmtony

But can the better-looking, richer man make her laugh like you can???
Girls just wanna have fun!!

Yes, I should have!




But can the better-looking, richer man make her laugh like you can???
Girls just wanna have fun!! Originally Posted by HoneyRose

Sadly, honey we all can't have everything. My personal record is 6 ladies all laughing at and with me. They were talking about an unattractive guy oogling them (they should expect it as they were all quite young and in dresses or skirts). I pointed out that if it had been a hot guy, they'd have liked it. And if it had been me, they'd have been talking about a moderately good looking but great guy. I had them smiling and laughing and a whole bunch of coworkers giving me the how does he do it look.... I've made making women laugh and smile my little pleasure in life.

I also find it serves me well. Like the old saying goes if you can't be handsome be handy. Im handy, funny, I do okay money wise too, and I have a sense of humor, but I'm still pissed all my brothers are over 6ft tall and im 5'7". If I were tall..... I'd be swimming in..... Oh well.

Believe it or not the dumbest was "will u marry me?" Originally Posted by Jessica Jade

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I think I have had more ignorant statements than questions from Stage 5 clingers, Bullshitters and Douchbags.
Originally Posted by berkleigh

Awww Berkleigh.... so you won't marry me?

Awww Berkleigh.... so you won't marry me? Originally Posted by netman

If you buy me a huge black diamond, the new Audi A7, a Castle in London and pay for my son to go to Duke before TheFriscoKid will have too, he just doesn't know it yet . . . LMAO . . . then YES, I will for sure!

Berk, ya had me until the castle part.... I've always loved my Audis and black diamonds are cool. I like to.think I'm king of my castle but actual castles are out of my price range.... But you go girl! Go get it all!

Berk, ya had me until the castle part.... I've always loved my Audis and black diamonds are cool. I like to.think I'm king of my castle but actual castles are out of my price range.... But you go girl! Go get it all! Originally Posted by pfmtony

LOL . . . yeah I am just daydreaming about that

Hey Tony, if you'll just buy me either the Audi or the Castle in London, I'll be glad to introduce you to my ex-wife...

Hey Tony, if you'll just buy me either the Audi or the Castle in London, I'll be glad to introduce you to my ex-wife...
Originally Posted by hotindallas