my wife used to give me head....

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  • shrek
  • 02-07-2014, 01:17 PM
pay for a spa treatment - it works everytime..however she cant suck like some of these providers can!
I used to ask my loving bride for ass sex,, and she would always say hell no,, I'd push that for a while, then suggest a bj... It seemed to be the lesser of two evils for her and she would jump on that deal. Of course, if your wife likes anal it wont work.
It reminds me of the old joke: How do you get your girlfriend to stop giving you head? Marry her.
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How do get her to give me head again? Originally Posted by pickupkid
Wrap a few hundred dollar bills around it .
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Guys talk about wives that stop doing things after being married ... The things they used to do. But remember the things you used to do and how you used to treat her back then when she was doing those things. Do you still do them ? Are you as attentive In and out of the bedroom ??? If you are wanting her to do things she used to be willing to ask yourself if you are the same guy ... Or if you willing to be. That's a start.
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Communicate. In conversation, talk about the best blow job you ever had. Then wistfully say, "I wonder where she is today?". Unless the wife is brain dead, the idea light should switch on.
Step 1, cut a hole in a box
Step 2, put your dick in that box
Step 3, make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl
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A friend of mine (family lawyer) told me this once. "Do you know why a bride smiles while she's walking down the aisle? It's because she knows she'll never 'have' to give another blow job again" :-)
Communicate. In conversation, talk about the best blow job you ever had. Then wistfully say, "I wonder where she is today?". Unless the wife is brain dead, the idea light should switch on. Originally Posted by Mossman
My knee-jerk reaction to this..."Well go fuckin' FIND HER then!"
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  • Netx9
  • 02-08-2014, 11:36 AM
Step 1, cut a hole in a box
Step 2, put your dick in that box
Step 3, make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

It's my dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my dick in a box
Ooh, my dick in a box girl Originally Posted by Mr. Johnsen
Works great if you look like Justin Timberlake, not so good if you look like Andy Samberg!

Works great if you look like Justin Timberlake, not so good if you look like Andy Samberg!
Originally Posted by Netx9
That's funny
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  • colt
  • 02-09-2014, 09:33 PM
Its your own fault, when was the last time you did her on the kitchen counter or the table, or bent over the arm of the couch? Yeah, that's right, you been having boring ass marital sex in the bed room. go figure. Its not a bed time thing, morning noon or after work. Try putting some music on and dancing in the living room. Just about all women like to dance.

But the biggest sin against good sex is you stop being the man, that's right quit agreeing with everything she says, stop doing everything she wants, start being in charge, she needs a good man to follow.

And finally ask in a nice way "baby I'd love to feel those lips down there", sure eat it but remember the golden rule you only give her 2 for every three, make her work for your approval. Just praying for a blow job won't get you one, you got to ask.
Its your own fault, when was the last time you did her on the kitchen counter or the table, or bent over the arm of the couch? Yeah, that's right, you been having boring ass marital sex in the bed room. go figure. Its not a bed time thing, morning noon or after work. Try putting some music on and dancing in the living room. Just about all women like to dance.

But the biggest sin against good sex is you stop being the man, that's right quit agreeing with everything she says, stop doing everything she wants, start being in charge, she needs a good man to follow.

And finally ask in a nice way "baby I'd love to feel those lips down there", sure eat it but remember the golden rule you only give her 2 for every three, make her work for your approval. Just praying for a blow job won't get you one, you got to ask. Originally Posted by colt
^^^I want to suck your dick after this post...(said with an adult beverage in my hand )
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  • colt
  • 02-10-2014, 05:32 AM
^^^I want to suck your dick after this post...(said with an adult beverage in my hand ) Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I'm too high maintenance for you honey!

Her mind is an alien world that requires deft navigation to reach your rendevous. Frolic in the surf of emotions rather than the arid desert of logic. You’re not on a linear path with her. You are ROAMING all over, taking her on an adventure. You’re grabbing her hand and running with her down an infinite, labyrinthine alleyway with no end, laughing and letting your fingers glide on the cobblestone walls along the way.
For sure u have to be clean and be willing and able to satisfy her needs. I love to eat pussy holy shit do I love it. I have no problems with the SO blowing me. But I have to first have a fresh clean shaved face which I hate to shave but you got to do what you got to do and be clean. There's times I want to be spontaneous and get in the mood but face stubble drives her crazy i usually shave my balls before I shave my face and whwn she's sees that im A OK.