When you're out there DFKing an escort...

If I see someone who's dressed nicely, well groomed, clean and smelling fresh, not to mention looking sexy, the last thing on my mind is who was there before me. If that's what you're thinking, you should schedule your sessions early enough to be her first of the day, or find a girlfriend.

100% chance I'm tasting my own when I kiss her. I precum like a sweaty snail moving down a sheet of glass.

Okay, too early for that visual thirtyfour, lol.

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100% chance I'm tasting my own when I kiss her. I precum like a sweaty snail moving down a sheet of glass. Originally Posted by thirtyfour

WIN!

I use Colgate Mouth Sore/mouthwash Antiseptic before and after. It is also in FULL VIEW as your walking in to my incall. Hygiene is always a MUST! Originally Posted by Kammye

I use the one with peroxide as well. Taste aweful, have to mix half and half with listerine. And I hold it as long as possible!

Sheeeeit. Hopefully never. However, If it were to happen hopefully it wouldn't be noticeable and would only be a few little swimmers that have skills, strength and balls of steel.

or get 'em to gargle with

A quick swallow and there is no need.

A quick swallow and there is no need. Originally Posted by pyramider

Spitters are quitters

As long as her breath smells fresh I'm comfortable. If it smells like latex and ball sweat that's another matter entirely.

In general though I'd be more concerned with the roughly 3000 types of potentially infectious bacteria found on paper money. 1 in 16 bills have fecal matter and e. coli equal to a toilet seat.

Oh and that elevator button you pressed to go up to her incall? Bacteria levels 40x higher than toilet seats.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/...89510784385696

http://www.infectioncontroltoday.com...let-seats.aspx Originally Posted by SpiceItUp

I love it when you talk statistics...mmm...

I love it when you talk statistics...mmm...

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Brb solving calculusIII problems to get you wet

Brb solving calculusIII problems to get you wet Originally Posted by PipelinerTx

Damn, I only got through Calculus I...and loved every second of it! What is the function of X when DATY?

Damn, I only got through Calculus I...and loved every second of it! What is the function of X when DATY? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Laugh of the night right here.

Damn, I only got through Calculus I...and loved every second of it! What is the function of X when DATY? Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Clearly the answer is...



Edit: oops forgot to show my work, sorry!