TO BE "HORNY", OR NOT TO BE "HORNY"....That is the question?

I can't remember the last time I got sick but of the ones I do remember like 102°-104° temp...don't touch me! It don't matter tho if you know how to turn me on then ur straight in regardless. Some feelings overpower others being turned on is definitely one of them.

Bronchitis hits me hard, like the flu, at least 2-3 times a year.
I would say in the last 6 years...I've never been able to say that I wasn't "HORNY" in a day.
This past week & a half...OMG, major sin alert. I just got horny for the first time last night in over a week.

What is this world cuming too?

And now my doctor wants to FU with testing for COPD. I smoked socially from 11 to 21. I'm 42 now. Will this reflect on my "AMAZING BJ'S" as someone asked me yesterday?

Very interesting...one of those things u gotta see in person. And can't help but wonder.. What does the person that is attached to look like? A guy or girl? Cute or no?

It depends on why I am sick. Like many others it makes me anti sex and others times I get hyper sexual.

Thanks to my "smart" phone....the above post was supposed to go in the clitpenis thread! Mods, can u plz move that!

I forgot what its like not to b horny. Im 38 and get hornier by the day

I find that the size of tits thrust in my face for some reason correlates with how horny I get when I'm sick.

I find that the size of tits thrust in my face for some reason correlates with how horny I get when I'm sick. Originally Posted by strongbad

Good point ..... it's more about the nurse than the illness.

I find that the size of tits thrust in my face for some reason correlates with how horny I get when I'm sick. Originally Posted by strongbad

Good point ..... it's more about the nurse than the illness. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

Yeah, kinda like when the nurse said "you're not gonna feel anything below the waist" and I said "okay, how about if I just feel your tits?"

Good point ..... it's more about the nurse than the illness. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

U have a thing for nurses huh

U have a thing for nurses huh Originally Posted by SweetDulce

Only the ones with a pussy.

Edit: I fucked a beautiful dentist in real life. (One with a pussy.) Quite the upgrade from a nurse. We spent several days together in a high rise 4 star overlooking the ocean. The oral exam was best part....later all I heard was her telling me that she wanted to have my baby.

Only the ones with a pussy. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

I was just about to say that and saw you beat me too it GS.

So, I guess that's why its taking me forever to get better. I haven't had the right "nurse" to take care of me, huh?

WHOSE FIRST?

Chicks I hang out with all say they love fucking a guy with a fever. They can feel the xtra 2 to 4 degrees down below. I like doing the same with women with a fever for the same reason.

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WHOSE FIRST? Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

Damn ..... I'm working

Damn ..... I'm working Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter

TRANSLATION:.....I'm trying to hit on the milf in the Kroger checkout line....