So, talking about blowjobs... Let me introduce the ultimate devourer of men: TARTNADO!!!

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Heh heh heh. Thank you, thank you. Made me smile doing it.

Actually managed to spit something out (not what I usually do, by the way ) with my squirrel-on-a-wheel Paint and Microsoft Office pic editing programs, with a little help from a free download of PhotoScape. My computer at home overheated and melted into a puddle of plastic and metal goo last week (yeah, that's a scary story), so working off an ancient laptop that looks like something Austin Powers would have been issued by the crazy scientist department when not at my Houston apartment tapping updated technology.

Thought it was time for a completely silly threAD.

Seriously, nobody has done a "Slutnado" takeoff that I can find. There's an opportunity here! (I am contemplating $5 footlong financing of a "Chihuahuanado" version for my furry friends.)
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Fancy you are awesome, so are your blowjobs Originally Posted by Cowboy011
+1

A class act...
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ECCIE needs to produce a porn parody, "Slutnado!" Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Taintnado should be required viewing.
I'd dispute that whole Carolina's line, but I'll stick with my "low volume" claim.... lmao
Although ironically, there has been a rash of shark attacks off the Carolina coast this last month, due to the tides not moving as they should (or something along those lines...) And here I sit checking posts, and see Fancy on a SHARK! lmao Originally Posted by FoxyNC
For weeks Discovery Channel warned everyone that shark week was coming. Nobody listened!
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Although ironically, there has been a rash of shark attacks off the Carolina coast this last month, due to the tides not moving as they should (or something along those lines...) And here I sit checking posts, and see Fancy on a SHARK! lmao Originally Posted by FoxyNC

I like to thinck of the Carolina shark incidents as natural selection.
It's TART WEEK! Seems my gal pal Adventuress4U also has a sharp sense of humor. Look what she let me do! (I was highly tempted to stick her boob in the shark's mouth.)

By the way, we had been playing and were a wee bit disheveled. We clean up well if you actually want to take us out for seafood, as opposed to sea-men.

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woohoooo awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • 07-29-2015, 09:12 AM
You got three more empty shakes to fill in .
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So cute Fancy, lol.



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You got three more empty shakes to fill in . Originally Posted by D.G.
Taking applications for "Tartnado 3: Oh God Yes!"
ThreADs aren't complete without clit pics.
Dang Fancy, you are great with graphic arts, ( I guess that is the old school way of saying it, what would you call it now?) Great job!
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Well played Fancy.

I choked on a laugh when I opened the thread and saw the picture.
This may become my new forte - provider parodies!
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Mmmm Fancy you rock...hope I get sum playtime with ya my next tour miss sexy
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