we've all seen it. a new review pops up and there is inevitabley some dickwad who insists on saying something like the following… "three bills for cbj??" or "$400 for the hour??" "that's a ridiculous price. i would never pay that! she must have gps!"
gps stands for "golden pussy syndrome" for those of you who might be unaware.
these idiots should pick up their phone, and dial 1-800-crybaby because guess what… nobody gives a fuck.
that's right, dipshit. the guy who wrote the review obviously doesn't give a fuck because he already paid it.
the people reading the review clearly don't give a fuck because they've already decided whether they will or will not see the girl based on what they read in the review itself.
and, do you know who really, really doesn't give a fuck? the girl in question. she obviously understands pussy is just like art… it's worth exactly what someone is willing to pay for it. and obviously, somebody was willing to pay her price. that being the case, she is most likely going to keep charging exactly what she wants to regardless of your outrage or how much of everyone's time and bandwidth you waste in protest.
and here's the thing… when you throw out the gps claim not only have you outed yourself as a narcissist who just likes to hear yourself talk, but by insulting the girl in question you've probably planted yourself firmly on her dns list - and a bunch of others - even should the day arise when you feel her price is justified.
how was it insulting you say? because, dumbfuck, you basically just said that she is such a shallow, banal, idiot that she thinks her hole is somehow magically worth more than any other hole without any consideration for her attitude or the experience she provides.
that's right. pussy is a commodity. the truth is that everyone of them feels pretty much the same as the other one, but what is not a commodity… what is a specialty… the franchise in this business… is the girl herself. and, therefore, the experience you paid for. now obviously a girl who doesn't understand this and makes no attempt to provide a great experience and yet still prices herself at the top of the market has some ego issues of her own and some gaps in her business acumen.
but, to sweep a girl under that rug simply because of her price point… well, that's just fucking stupid. especially when she has 10 pages of glowing reviews...
put the shoe on your own foot for a second. imagine that the girls had a nice little abbreviation… let's call it… dps… for "discount pussy shopper". and let's say that every time you made a thread, girls chimed in and said "lolol fuck this guy he's just another dps!"
i bet you'd feel the insult then, wouldn't you?