yeah. nobody gives a fuck.

john_deere's Avatar
we've all seen it. a new review pops up and there is inevitabley some dickwad who insists on saying something like the following… "three bills for cbj??" or "$400 for the hour??" "that's a ridiculous price. i would never pay that! she must have gps!"

gps stands for "golden pussy syndrome" for those of you who might be unaware.

these idiots should pick up their phone, and dial 1-800-crybaby because guess what… nobody gives a fuck.

that's right, dipshit. the guy who wrote the review obviously doesn't give a fuck because he already paid it.

the people reading the review clearly don't give a fuck because they've already decided whether they will or will not see the girl based on what they read in the review itself.

and, do you know who really, really doesn't give a fuck? the girl in question. she obviously understands pussy is just like art… it's worth exactly what someone is willing to pay for it. and obviously, somebody was willing to pay her price. that being the case, she is most likely going to keep charging exactly what she wants to regardless of your outrage or how much of everyone's time and bandwidth you waste in protest.

and here's the thing… when you throw out the gps claim not only have you outed yourself as a narcissist who just likes to hear yourself talk, but by insulting the girl in question you've probably planted yourself firmly on her dns list - and a bunch of others - even should the day arise when you feel her price is justified.

how was it insulting you say? because, dumbfuck, you basically just said that she is such a shallow, banal, idiot that she thinks her hole is somehow magically worth more than any other hole without any consideration for her attitude or the experience she provides.

that's right. pussy is a commodity. the truth is that everyone of them feels pretty much the same as the other one, but what is not a commodity… what is a specialty… the franchise in this business… is the girl herself. and, therefore, the experience you paid for. now obviously a girl who doesn't understand this and makes no attempt to provide a great experience and yet still prices herself at the top of the market has some ego issues of her own and some gaps in her business acumen.

but, to sweep a girl under that rug simply because of her price point… well, that's just fucking stupid. especially when she has 10 pages of glowing reviews...

put the shoe on your own foot for a second. imagine that the girls had a nice little abbreviation… let's call it… dps… for "discount pussy shopper". and let's say that every time you made a thread, girls chimed in and said "lolol fuck this guy he's just another dps!"

i bet you'd feel the insult then, wouldn't you?
Phrasing's Avatar
Holy shit, put the keyboard down and get some pussy JD.
AshtynRose's Avatar
The same guys complaining will end up calling anyway to schedule. And most of the time have no problem paying. But they would never admit that here so the next guy can say something about how much they spent lol.
jj_cool's Avatar
Truth be told.
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
double post
Perfect Playmate's Avatar
Hahaha DPS that was a great one!!!

My men - Pay for an experience and an unforgettable one at that.
I take the time to guarantee they do not regret one dollar or one minute
they spent on/with me...

Dps men - Pay for a hole. They just wanna get in and fuck something.
Looks, experience, attitude, location, etc... Is irrelevant... Making gps
a reality...

I understand not all like my rates or my menu. Some like my menu but my rates do not suit them... That's fine... That is why others advertise different menus and rates... Someone will suit your needs and/or wallet...

And Ashton is 100% right.
AshtynRose's Avatar
Hahaha

My men - Pay for an experience and an unforgettable one at that.
I take the time to guarantee they do not regret one dollar or one minute
they spent on/with me...

Dps men - Pay for a hole. They just wanna get in and fuck something.
Looks, experience, attitude, location, etc... Is irrelevant... Making gps
a reality...

I understand not all like my rates or my menu. Some like my menu but my rates do not suit them... That's fine... That is why others advertise different menus and rates... Someone will suit your needs and/or wallet... Originally Posted by Perfect Playmate
Couldn't have said it better myself
john_deere's Avatar
Holy shit, put the keyboard down and get some pussy JD. Originally Posted by Phrasing
what makes you think i'm not?

AshtynRose's Avatar
what makes you think i'm not?

Originally Posted by john_deere
Multi-tasking are we JD? Very talented!
Holy shit, put the keyboard down and get some pussy JD. Originally Posted by Phrasing
what makes you think i'm not?

Originally Posted by john_deere
Multi-tasking are we JD? Very talented! Originally Posted by AshtynRose
It's called "dual monitors"
john_deere's Avatar
no, my other girl is siri.
fknfun69's Avatar
Calls a spade a spade, and I must submit kudos to JD for it. Thus, kudos sir, well put.
busternutzs's Avatar
Holy shit, put the keyboard down and get some pussy JD. Originally Posted by Phrasing
what makes you think i'm not?

Originally Posted by john_deere
Well because
sailorman1980's Avatar
I love the post JD. You hit the nail on the head. I myself despise it when guys post a derogatory comment about the price a woman is charging (and that I or someone else paid). If you can't/won't pay that much, it's all good. But don't try to bring someone down by attacking them for paying what they think it was worth (and the provider for charging what she feels she is worth).

Truly fucking annoying.
john_deere's Avatar
yup.

and thanks for the kind words.