- Secret Encounters
- 01-04-2012, 12:41 AM
Lmfao no just AN ONLY CHILD.. lol ahahaha!! Glad I can entertain u all.. da da dunn I'm here all week.. lol.
- Guest061918
- 01-04-2012, 10:35 AM
Lexii after reading your post I was about to call you Macgyver but LilNikki already did. 
- Secret Encounters
- 01-04-2012, 10:53 AM
Lmao.. sorry awe shucks ((turning red))
- Doglegg
- 01-04-2012, 03:35 PM
I have used cucumbers, squash, and peaches on ladies.
The squash or cuke in the puss makes the ass that much tighter.
I have taken a large in girth cucumber, sliced one end off, hulled it out, and then placed it into the freezer for a few hours, and then placed Mr. Happy inside.
Had the opposite effect of what I was looking for, so I threw it into the microwave to heat it up. The results were astounding. The insides of the cuke became mushy and was almost 'pussy-like'. That was good for four or five that day.
Have also trapped Mr Happy inside of a jar that ended up trapping blood within the shaft and could not get it out.
Rather than attempting to break the jar I took ice and placed it against my balls until enough shrinkage occurred to pull it out.
Sometimes it's a wonder I still have a penis considering what I've put it in.
Vacuum cleaners use to be fun also, though my mother often complained about the strange smell ours had.
Dogg
The squash or cuke in the puss makes the ass that much tighter.
I have taken a large in girth cucumber, sliced one end off, hulled it out, and then placed it into the freezer for a few hours, and then placed Mr. Happy inside.
Had the opposite effect of what I was looking for, so I threw it into the microwave to heat it up. The results were astounding. The insides of the cuke became mushy and was almost 'pussy-like'. That was good for four or five that day.
Have also trapped Mr Happy inside of a jar that ended up trapping blood within the shaft and could not get it out.
Rather than attempting to break the jar I took ice and placed it against my balls until enough shrinkage occurred to pull it out.
Sometimes it's a wonder I still have a penis considering what I've put it in.
Vacuum cleaners use to be fun also, though my mother often complained about the strange smell ours had.
Dogg
- Precious_b
- 01-04-2012, 07:18 PM
God Damn DL, Cracking me up here!
- Likinikki
- 01-05-2012, 01:34 AM
Haha, Dogg...I'm speechless! (lol)
I've used an unripened banana on Sonya once. I ate the half that was sticking out...she pulled out the other end, and I thought she had thrown it out...NOT! I found it laying on the floor under the bed, the next day!!
I've used an unripened banana on Sonya once. I ate the half that was sticking out...she pulled out the other end, and I thought she had thrown it out...NOT! I found it laying on the floor under the bed, the next day!!
- Secret Encounters
- 01-05-2012, 01:52 PM
Lmfao.. mom once found cucumber missing.. it was for he salad.. lol
- Doglegg
- 01-05-2012, 02:21 PM
Now that I think back on it, there is probably a good reason why I have a pump-up penis.
I've used bananas on ladies before and had a very good time.
Dogg
I've used bananas on ladies before and had a very good time.
Dogg
- Jed Clampett
- 01-05-2012, 04:38 PM
Haha, Dogg...I'm speechless! (lol)Omg!!! I wish I was there to see that!
I've used an unripened banana on Sonya once. I ate the half that was sticking out...she pulled out the other end, and I thought she had thrown it out...NOT! I found it laying on the floor under the bed, the next day!!
- rpm1000
- 01-05-2012, 05:07 PM
Nice I've used every thing u can think of ...I like the stranger method
I sit o. My hand till it for a numb then I have my way with my
self ....lol it only works for the first min .....but that's all it takes anyway
I need a quikie qween........lol
I sit o. My hand till it for a numb then I have my way with my
self ....lol it only works for the first min .....but that's all it takes anyway
I need a quikie qween........lol
- Secret Encounters
- 01-07-2012, 03:39 AM
Use ur opposite hand that u write with lol sit on it n let it get numb .. its like STRANGER DANGE!! ..LOL ONLY IF I COULD HVE N EXRA HAND RIGHT NOW.. DAMN IM HORNY.... GRRRR!! LOL!!!!